Kmetija (wanna be) slavnih

Glih sm ujela delček kmetije in govoru je Artur Štern.


Artur: Glede na to da smo tuki 6 dni je to moje najdaljše obdobje ko sem trezen toliko dni zapored. Doma spijem od 3 do 4 litre vina na dan. Tukej pa sem zdej relativno trezen in sem spli kakih 4 deci vina.




Jao. Pa tolk je ''izobražen''.



-J.



ps: kmetija je kr neki. sami wnbji.

sleeping time.<3

When you sleep, you don't need to pretend, that you are something, you're not.








And you know? Sleeping is my hobby. =D





Just J.

Vse. In še veliko več.

- dva dni zapored se na treningu ogrevam z Janezom
- dva dni zapored pri angleščini pojemo Pink - Sober
- dva dni zapored prepričujemo učitlco da gremo pet Wake me up when September ends
- dva dni zapored mi učitl Lenartič grozi d me bo uprašou gefo in zgodlo
- dva dni zapored mi učitl Prah razlaga o tem kdo je Slovenc in kdo ni
- dva dni zapored mi učitlca Košak noče razložit snovi pr matematki
- dva dni zapored sm že jezna na Gapija
- dva dni zapored me Lea in Patricija spraulata v dobro voljo
- dva dni zapored se že kregam s Petelincom
- dva dni zapored mi Uroš še ni prnesu loparja z novimi gumami
- dva dni zapored se z Lukatom sam reživa
- dva dni zapored moram prenašat enga tamauga na Šmihcu k misl d je pamtn za 6 ludi


- in usak zaporedni dan razmišlam kaj sm nrdila narobe.




-J.

fejsbuk povedu.xD

You have been living for 13 years, 4 months, and 30 days.
Your age in months - 160 months
Your age in weeks - 700 weeks
Your age in days - 4900 days
Your age in hours - 117600 hours
Your age in minutes - 7056000 minutes
Your age in seconds - 423360000 seconds
You've seen 3 leap years.


Since your birth 4900 days ago,
Your heart has beat more than 508032000 times.
Your heart has pumped more than 37093000 litres or 9800000 gallons of blood.
Your kidneys have filtered more than 833000 litres or 220500 gal...lons of blood.
You have breathed more than 105840000 times.
You have inhaled more than 51004100 litres or 53900000 quarts of air.
Your breathing has generated more than 4410 kg or 9722.22 pounds of Carbon dioxide.
You have blinked more than 65856000 times.
Your mouth has produced more than 4655 litres or 1225 gallons of saliva.
Your body has shed more than 9114 grams or 20.09 pounds of skin.
You have lost more than 490000 strands of hair.
If you hadn't taken single haircut, your hair would be more than 81.02 inches long today.
If you hadn't cut your fingernails a single time, they would be more than 16.17 inches long today.
If you hadn't cut your toenails a single time, they would be more than 9.31 inches long today.




ouje.
-J.